Liptigdon is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing narwhal.

Liptigdon created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Liptigdon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Liptigdon, it will torture you forever.

Liptigdon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Liptigdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Liptigdon.

3. You must love Liptigdon.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liptigdon.
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