Stigbepcat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, contented slug.

Stigbepcat created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbepcat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stigbepcat, it will turn you into a mole.

Stigbepcat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Stigbepcat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

2. Stigbepcat loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never paint your head blue.
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