Wadnibdonlip is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane
yak.
Wadnibdonlip created the Sol system five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadnibdonlip, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Wadnibdonlip, it will turn you into a slug.
Wadnibdonlip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.
Wadnibdonlip's Holy Commandments1. Never run near swans.
2. Always wear red.
3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.
4. Never write about gravity.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.