Wadnibdonlip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane yak.

Wadnibdonlip created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadnibdonlip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wadnibdonlip, it will turn you into a slug.

Wadnibdonlip's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wadnibdonlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near swans.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.