Bogbantan is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest
crocodile.
Bogbantan created the planet Mars seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bogbantan, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bogbantan, it will curse you with boils.
Bogbantan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Bogbantan's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Bogbantan.
2. Do not speak about strawberries.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Erect six copper sculptures of Bogbantan on top of important buildings.