Wadkapdum Xemkabvol is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic hedgehog.

Wadkapdum Xemkabvol created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadkapdum Xemkabvol, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wadkapdum Xemkabvol, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wadkapdum Xemkabvol's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Wadkapdum Xemkabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from orange grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Always obey Wadkapdum Xemkabvol's priests.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.
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