Fobgadcab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unfair jellyfish.

Fobgadcab created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobgadcab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fobgadcab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fobgadcab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fobgadcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Erect six gold sculptures of Fobgadcab on top of important buildings.

3. Run away if five capybaras approach from the south.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never look at moons.
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