Gentonarf is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent
mongoose.
Gentonarf created the Sun four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gentonarf, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Gentonarf, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Gentonarf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Gentonarf's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.