Gentonarf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omnipotent mongoose.

Gentonarf created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gentonarf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gentonarf, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gentonarf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gentonarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.