Zeddaving is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, proud hippopotamus.

Zeddaving created everything that exists three million years ago.

If you believe in Zeddaving, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zeddaving, he will turn you into a puffin.

Zeddaving's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Zeddaving's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shoes.

2. Worship no other gods but Zeddaving.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about planets.