Mapvoghogzag is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, unfair
armadillo.
Mapvoghogzag created the solar system five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mapvoghogzag, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Mapvoghogzag, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Mapvoghogzag's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.
Mapvoghogzag's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands purple.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Put Mapvoghogzag first in all things.
4. Erect seven copper sculptures of Mapvoghogzag on top of important buildings.
5. Never eat lentils.