Listcissleg is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful seal.

Listcissleg created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcissleg, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Listcissleg, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Listcissleg's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Listcissleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always obey Listcissleg's priests.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never write about black holes.