Mab is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart fly.

Mab created carbon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mab, he will jump up and down on your head.

Mab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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