Sugrakpag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish walrus.

Sugrakpag created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sugrakpag, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sugrakpag, she will strike you with lightening.

Sugrakpag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sugrakpag's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink alcohol.