Watfidyak is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering crane.

Watfidyak created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Watfidyak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Watfidyak, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Watfidyak's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Watfidyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near eagles.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Watfidyak.

3. Worship no other gods but Watfidyak.

4. Never mention gulls.

5. You must never eat limes.