Gupgessarnpan is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring
centaur.
Gupgessarnpan created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gupgessarnpan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gupgessarnpan, he will turn you into a puffin.
Gupgessarnpan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Gupgessarnpan's Holy Commandments1. Erect five copper sculptures of Gupgessarnpan on top of important buildings.
2. Always help shrews.
3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gupgessarnpan on top of all buildings.
4. Never go into orange rooms.
5. Never look in ponds.