Ominnulltif is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful bear.

Ominnulltif created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominnulltif, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ominnulltif, she will turn you into a sheep.

Ominnulltif's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ominnulltif's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Put Ominnulltif first in all things.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must never eat lentils.