Quimvabrull is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever
frog.
Quimvabrull created vertebrates four years ago.
If you believe in
Quimvabrull, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Quimvabrull, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Quimvabrull's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.
Quimvabrull's Holy Commandments1. Never think about galaxies.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not chop down trees.