Wonmanstikmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, able butterfly.

Wonmanstikmif created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonmanstikmif, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wonmanstikmif, he will ignore you.

Wonmanstikmif's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Wonmanstikmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always help doves.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always obey Wonmanstikmif's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.