Tagbetmab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, vain horse.

Tagbetmab created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbetmab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tagbetmab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tagbetmab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tagbetmab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Tagbetmab.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.