Matfabflis is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, proud centipede.

Matfabflis created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matfabflis, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Matfabflis, she will strike you with lightening.

Matfabflis' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Matfabflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Matfabflis' priests.

4. Matfabflis must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.