Flowkipsid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent shrew.

Flowkipsid created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowkipsid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flowkipsid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flowkipsid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flowkipsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.