Gedshavkad is a god.
She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate
tortoise.
Gedshavkad created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gedshavkad, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gedshavkad, she will turn you into a puffin.
Gedshavkad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Gedshavkad's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Worship no other gods but Gedshavkad.
3. Never wear mauve ear rings.
4. Do not wear white clothing.
5. Always look after injured badgers.