Himzakbimmindob is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional guinea pig.

Himzakbimmindob created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himzakbimmindob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Himzakbimmindob, she will turn you into a hamster.

Himzakbimmindob's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Himzakbimmindob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. You must pray to Himzakbimmindob four times a day.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look at moons.