Didbusrat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Didbusrat created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Didbusrat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Didbusrat, she will boil you in a big pot.

Didbusrat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Didbusrat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six birds approach from the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didbusrat.

5. Fast once a month.