Citganveg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic rhinoceros.

Citganveg created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Citganveg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citganveg, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Citganveg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Citganveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Citganveg.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help sick nematodes.