Homdudran Sinpangton Get is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sapient dryad.

Homdudran Sinpangton Get created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homdudran Sinpangton Get, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Homdudran Sinpangton Get, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Homdudran Sinpangton Get's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Homdudran Sinpangton Get's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Homdudran Sinpangton Get.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. Put Homdudran Sinpangton Get first in all things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always wear mauve.