Lunhoggongom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent centaur.

Lunhoggongom created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunhoggongom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lunhoggongom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lunhoggongom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lunhoggongom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands white.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never talk about planets.