Paswadbep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet jackal.

Paswadbep created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paswadbep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Paswadbep, she will turn you into a frog.

Paswadbep's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Paswadbep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Paswadbep.