Wegarnciss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, cheerful swallow.

Wegarnciss created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegarnciss, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wegarnciss, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wegarnciss' most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Wegarnciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wegarnciss.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.