Vagcenkip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced wombat.

Vagcenkip created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagcenkip, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vagcenkip, she will turn you into a worm.

Vagcenkip's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vagcenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange mites, for they are unholy.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Hide if six pigs approach from the north.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not listen to music.