Vogyarllip Ratpigbod Gidlatzak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish newt.

Vogyarllip Ratpigbod Gidlatzak created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Vogyarllip Ratpigbod Gidlatzak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vogyarllip Ratpigbod Gidlatzak, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vogyarllip Ratpigbod Gidlatzak's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vogyarllip Ratpigbod Gidlatzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vogyarllip Ratpigbod Gidlatzak's name in vain.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look after injured sheep.