Fagyaknur is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident weasel.

Fagyaknur created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagyaknur, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fagyaknur, it will send you a sign.

Fagyaknur's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fagyaknur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Always stare at clouds.