Zanbunmat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet hyena.

Zanbunmat created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanbunmat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zanbunmat, she will strike you with lightening.

Zanbunmat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Zanbunmat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.