Nibbinpag is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, amazing fox.

Nibbinpag created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibbinpag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nibbinpag, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nibbinpag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nibbinpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never talk about monkeys.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.