Apparnman Hubontlit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish bee.

Apparnman Hubontlit created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Apparnman Hubontlit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Apparnman Hubontlit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Apparnman Hubontlit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Apparnman Hubontlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Apparnman Hubontlit loves dogs, so they must be respected.