Yattlak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet naga.

Yattlak created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattlak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yattlak, she will turn you into a worm.

Yattlak's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Yattlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt doves.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.