Nibquillkad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, compassionate dolphin.

Nibquillkad created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibquillkad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nibquillkad, she will turn you into a snail.

Nibquillkad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nibquillkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away if eight hamsters approach from the north.

5. Never talk about amino acids.