Dissflamcet Gessflatdot
is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive
jellyfish
.
Dissflamcet Gessflatdot
created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dissflamcet Gessflatdot
, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Dissflamcet Gessflatdot
, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Dissflamcet Gessflatdot's
most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Dissflamcet Gessflatdot's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about frogs.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always look after injured snails.
4. Never write about galaxies.
5. Never look in ponds.
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