Dissflamcet Gessflatdot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive jellyfish.

Dissflamcet Gessflatdot created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissflamcet Gessflatdot, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dissflamcet Gessflatdot, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dissflamcet Gessflatdot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dissflamcet Gessflatdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never look in ponds.