Flangunpibfut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying fly.

Flangunpibfut created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flangunpibfut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flangunpibfut, he will turn you into a tree.

Flangunpibfut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flangunpibfut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Put Flangunpibfut first in all things.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.