Flangunpibfut is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying
fly.
Flangunpibfut created the world five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flangunpibfut, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Flangunpibfut, he will turn you into a tree.
Flangunpibfut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Flangunpibfut's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the east.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Put Flangunpibfut first in all things.
4. Never go into turquoise rooms.
5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.