Narsaddan is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered
dingo.
Narsaddan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Narsaddan, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Narsaddan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Narsaddan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Narsaddan's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Narsaddan's name in vain.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never skip in holy places.
4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
5. Do not cook food in pots.