Narsaddan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered dingo.

Narsaddan created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narsaddan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narsaddan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Narsaddan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Narsaddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Narsaddan's name in vain.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.