Vidmiscan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate gnu.

Vidmiscan created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidmiscan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vidmiscan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vidmiscan's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vidmiscan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.