Queegcitlig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, prudent fish.

Queegcitlig created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcitlig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Queegcitlig, it will turn you into a duck.

Queegcitlig's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Queegcitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Queegcitlig loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention tortoises.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.