Lunwattam Fomlidmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awesome giraffe.

Lunwattam Fomlidmit created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lunwattam Fomlidmit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lunwattam Fomlidmit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lunwattam Fomlidmit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lunwattam Fomlidmit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always obey Lunwattam Fomlidmit's priests.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Lunwattam Fomlidmit on top of all buildings.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Lunwattam Fomlidmit.