Mifjadcar is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody
pig.
Mifjadcar created vertebrates five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mifjadcar, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Mifjadcar, he will have a low opinion of you.
Mifjadcar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Mifjadcar's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill swans.
2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
3. Never write about amino acids.
4. Never talk about great tits.
5. Worship no other gods but Mifjadcar.