Narttifcut is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless
wolf.
Narttifcut created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Narttifcut, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Narttifcut, he will torture you forever.
Narttifcut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Narttifcut's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Do not drink water in black rooms.
3. Hide from red whales for they are unholy.
4. Never write about comets.
5. Never hurt squirrels.