Quaglitfoss is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, awesome
clam.
Quaglitfoss created Europe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quaglitfoss, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Quaglitfoss, it will turn you into a frog.
Quaglitfoss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Quaglitfoss' Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not listen to music.