Quaglitfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, awesome clam.

Quaglitfoss created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaglitfoss, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quaglitfoss, it will turn you into a frog.

Quaglitfoss' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Quaglitfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not listen to music.