Babbusrul is a god.

It takes the form of a large, narcissistic slug.

Babbusrul created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Babbusrul, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babbusrul, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Babbusrul's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Babbusrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of doves.

2. Do not take Babbusrul's name in vain.

3. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never wear hats.