Wiknegbin is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unjust swan.

Wiknegbin created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiknegbin, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wiknegbin, she will have a low opinion of you.

Wiknegbin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wiknegbin's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ducks approach from the south.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Do not take Wiknegbin's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wiknegbin.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.