Yartcandid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive hyena.

Yartcandid created an up quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartcandid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yartcandid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yartcandid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Yartcandid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not take Yartcandid's name in vain.