Artgarciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate wombat.

Artgarciss created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artgarciss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Artgarciss, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Artgarciss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Artgarciss' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never paint your neck brown.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.