Artrillcap is a god.
She takes the form of a large, unjust
cobra.
Artrillcap created a charm quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Artrillcap, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Artrillcap, she will turn you into a goat.
Artrillcap's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Artrillcap's Holy Commandments1. You must love Artrillcap.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never hurt snails.
4. Do not speak about beans.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.